Donna Reed was not a cannibal.

Nolan:

Ian, what part of Grantsville did you grow up in?

Ian:

Do you know where the Donna Reed museum is?

Me:

There's a Donna Reed museum in Grantsville?

Why?

(Cracking up.)

Ian:

I don't know.

Why is that there?

Me:

(Still cracking up so hard.)

Everyone else:

(Giving me funny looks.)

Amy:

Wait, who's Donna Reed?

Me:

She was an actress in the fifties.

Nolan & Ian:

(Looking confused.)

Me:

Wasn't she?

Ian:

Not Donna Reed!

Donner-Reed.

Nolan:

We were wondering why you were laughing so hard.

No,

that's not quite as funny,

is it?