Ken Fashionista Dolls, Rated by How Much I Want to Date Them:
16. Distressed Denim Ken
His choice to wear distressed denim is crazy, and I can't understand how he always seems to be traveling on his Instagram. He's probably the type of guy that I find secretly handsome when he lets his hair out of the man bun and it falls over his face, but that doesn't happen nearly enough.
15. Camo Comeback Ken
His hair is shaved too close on the sides. It makes me suspicious. His Tinder profile probably includes the same Michael Scott quote that ever other guy's does.
14. Cali Cool Ken
I don't want to go waterskiing every weekend, so I don't know what we would have in common.
13. Cactus Cooler Ken
I'd be uncomfortable that he's so much skinnier than me, but luckily he only likes girls with extremely short bangs and lavender hair, so I don't have to worry about whether that's shallow of me.
12. Checked Style Ken
I always thought he was too handsome for his own good, but I talked to him one time and he's actually not that bad. Now he winks at me whenever he sees me but never talks to me. Eye roll. I do like a man who's not afraid to show his toes in public, though.
11. Chill in Check Ken
He's a brooding loner, which I'm kind of into, but all his clothes are a bit too baggy. I fear that he spends all his time commenting on weird subreddits, so I've steered clear so far.
10. Super Stripes Ken
Look at that smile. Sometimes you just fall for the guy who's nice to you, even though you know he's nice to everyone.
9. Tropical Vibes Ken
He's way too cool for me, but what a babe.
8. Plaid on Point Ken
I have stalked all his ukulele covers on YouTube a million times, so I actually get embarrassed whenever I see him in real life. I haven't talked to him yet, but we have some of the same TV shows, so I know it'll be really good when we do talk.
7. Classic Cool Ken
The way he wears ties with jeans is kinda weird, but it works for the part of me that is still a middle schooler. He's quiet, but he talks to me, which I feel smug about whenever he comes up in conversation with my friends.
6. Hip Hoodie Ken
His hair is the definition of the heart eye emoji, but aside from that, I never really noticed him until I saw pictures of him at the Women's March in January. Now I stalk him on GoodReads and read everything he does.
5. Hyped on Stripes Ken
He's so tan that his skin is bronze, like his hair. But he still has freckles somehow? Swoon. Plz teach me to longboard?
4. Stylin' Stripes Ken
He's super smart, and condescending about it, but I can carry on a conversation with him about the topic of his masters thesis, so he's always a little bit impressed by me.
3. Preppy Check Ken
Hello, be my Fourth of July barbecue date, please?
2. Black & White Ken
He is also too cool for me, but he secretly has a collection of kites and loves obscure 70s music, so he actually thinks I'm too cool for him. I think we're in love.
1. Color Blocked Cool Ken
He's handsome, but not too handsome, nice, but not too nice, and he dresses well, but not too well. He's perfect.
You're amazing!
ReplyDeleteThis is everything I could have wanted in a comeback blog post. I'm surprised they didn't include like a "jock atheltic" Ken. I'm also missing Ken with a bit of a swag. I can't believe #12 has the Hawaiian Sandals! Incredible.
ReplyDeleteUm. This is brilliant.
ReplyDelete"He's super smart, and condescending about it, but I can carry on a conversation with him about the topic of his masters thesis, so he's always a little bit impressed by me."