So I've been told.

Things that have been said to me lately:

1. "You're crazy in an elegant, East Coast way."

This picture came up in my Google Images search when I typed in "east coast girls are hip," and I really liked it.

2. "You're too competitive at games when the point is to just have fun... Like some other people we know."

I have nothing to say for myself, except that games are more fun when everyone is... invested.

3. "You walk like a missionary."

Translation: I walk fast.

I also have a pretty aggressive door knock, by the way.

Seven raps. Every time.

4. "I wouldn't want to meet you in a dark alley."

I was playing a game where I had to try not to laugh, and I pretty much looked like this.

5. "Life would be so boring if you died. But that is a really sad topic so I'm gonna change."

I just included this one so you guys would think I'm cool.

& obviously the Lady of Shallot's way is the most elegant way to die.