I feel like Christopher Columbus.

Discovery 1: Mini blueberry bagels.

I don't love blueberries and I don't love bagels, but together they work.

The perfect spring breakfast:

-Two toasted mini blueberry bagels with butter

-One container of yogurt, preferably Strawberry Mango

So yum! Totes delish! (satirical)

Discovery 2: I love my last name.

My dream was always to marry someone whose last name was easier to pronounce.

One that wouldn't have to be spelled every time.

But then I realized,

MY LAST NAME IS AWESOME.

It's pretty much exactly the Middle English word for Moses.

And it's uncommon. And it's me!

David Moyes, a Scottish soccer player.

Discovery 3: Jamba Juice

I don't know why, but I had never had Jamba and I was determined to never have it.

I mean, I don't like smoothies that much.

But then I kept having this craving for something cool in my throat.

(Katie Schroeder said it's because I was in Rita's withdrawal; I believe it.)

So Michele and I went to Jamba--in the snow.

It was good.

I can't wait to go back...

This face says "I can't believe I got Jamba Juice!"