The shirt off her back.

Check out these shoes:

Arguably the best pair I've ever owned.

When they broke,

I searched the far reaches of the internet

to find another pair,

but to no avail.

Today.

Melissa was wearing the same shoes.

I went up to compliment her on them

and she gave them to me.

Right off her own feet.

I tried to fight her,

but I was powerless.

She's just too nice.

I'm speechless.