She's the Jam.

This is Julianna.

That's jew-lee-ann-uh,

not

jew-lee-on-uh.

She's my sister-in-law.

Before her,

I didn't have anything-in-law.

I like her because

she says it like it is.

She'll add to the conversation

the very thing that makes sense

or needs to be said.

I love how much she cares about

the things she cares about.

Like animals

and Miyazaki.

Also, she's pretty

(duh)

and I like her Delaware accent.

But even if there weren't all these reasons,

I'd still love her.

Because she loves my brother

and my brother loves her.

And she belongs.

And it makes sense.

And it feels right.

Because she's the jam.