The Movie Theater.

I don't like going to the movie theater.

For most people,

it's just an entertaining experience.

But I nearly have an existential crisis

every time.

Why are all these previews

for action movies?

Hercules, Dawn of the Planet of the Apes,

Guardian of the Galaxy.

Aren't they all just the same plot

wrapped up in different packaging?

Why do people continue

to spend money

on movies like this?

WHAT AM I DOING

AT A MOVIE LIKE THIS?

Why is The Fault in Our Stars

a thing?

I want to throw up.

Why do people pay so much money

for popcorn?

Why didn't I get popcorn?

Why is every movie theater bathroom

decorated in black and purple and red?

Why is that lone man

laughing so much more

than everyone else?

Is that laugh for real?

It sounds like something

out of a movie.

I saw this at the dollar theater yesterday,

and the truth is that I enjoyed watching it.

I'll probably never watch it again.