Is that the best statue can do?

For some reason, I just love statues.

I mean,

I think posing with statues is pretty normal,

but I like to think that I take it to a new level.

There's animal statues:

And posing like statues:

 Sometimes when you're not looking so hot, you pose like the Doryphoros.

Historical Statues make me smile:

I will make it to Mount Rushmore some day!

And interacting with statues is the best:

I have a dream

to own some kind of statue park

made for climbing and playing and taking pictures.

I'm pretty much an expert already, right?